can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on
none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.
girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved
#if you use this argument w/ annoying straight boys there is literally no way they can win#oh so you disagree?#you think boys w/ short hair are hotter? (via)
If I ever get published, I'm going to write fanfiction for my own books
And then reviewers will be like, "Omg that's totally out of canon."
And I'll be like, "Bitch, I am the canon."
Emma hasn’t actually worn a costume in two years; she just uses her telepathy to make people think she is, when in actual fact she just runs around the battlefield wearing baggy PJs. She learnt the trick from Charles, who hasn’t worn clothes at all for the last decade using the same method.
#IM LAUGHING BECAUSE MAGNETO IN HIS HELMET LIKE#SWEATS PROFUSELY (orchidbreezefc)
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people on this website need to learn how to correct uneducated people without being complete and total asswipes
like goddamn, some people need to be taught, not torn down
Lookin 4 her
i like ur eyes
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AU where Harry is brought up by Sirius and Remus.
Harry swaggering into Hogwarts at age 11.
Harry trying to lean back in his chair like he’d seen Sirius do.
Harry knowing all the secret passage ways in his very first year itself.
Harry knowing the perfect hexes for Malfoy.
Harry pretending to be really embarrassed by Remus teaching them in 3rd year, but secretly feeling delighted when he finds the rest of his class thinks he’s the coolest teacher they’ve had.
Harry getting howlers from Sirius announcing the next Weird Sisters concert.
Harry fiercely defending werewolves.
And most importantly, Harry who is happy and loved. Harry who has someone to go home to. Harry who has someone to talk about his teenage woes to. Harry who grew up knowing what wonderful, brave people his parents were.
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
um, excuse u but we dont put our breakfast on multiple plates like little wieners. if theres no room on our breakfast plate, we put our breakfast on top of other breakfast. usa usa
This is totally ridiculous.
The coffee is way too small, it’s short at least 1 egg, there’s no jam for the toast, & the gun doesn’t have the fork attachment.
This breakfast is unacceptable. The USA has spoken.
I see no sausage link train around the bacon mound, and that handgun? Are you kidding me? Americans don’t eat with handguns at the table, I am highly offended by your lack of faith in the American people. Breakfast is time for a morning AR-15, we only bring handguns for special, proper occasions.
And a breakfast without Obama-O’s? No taste.
I’m not going to even mention the lack of American Eagle standing at attention with the daily paper.
This is totally stupid.
Where are the pancakes?
Where’s my sidedish of freedom?
it takes ten seconds to tag something and forty five minutes to hours to calm down from a panic attack. think about that for a second
and totally feel comfortable enough to ask me to tag something that bothers you bc there are so many things that trigger people that i wouldn’t even think about and i’m sorry if i do that but let me know!
Please tell me if you need something tagged. Please please please. I will without any hesitation.
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Reblog if you believe Pansexuality exists.
My sister and my brother-in-law refuse to believe that Pansexuality is real and they laugh whenever the word is brought up. I’m fed up of it and I hate that they can’t accept that it’s a thing.
I certainly hope so or I’m gonna have a much harder time explaining which shade of queer I am.
which shade of queer i am