"Jen is getting back together with Kyle"
"What? After last time?"
"I know right. I can pierce the vail into raw unsheathed chaos and madness and even I still don’t know what he sees in him."
(Source: aleenaxd, via caulkings)
I’m gonna watch my little pony and see what the big deal is
(Source: playvinyl, via solluxfillmybuckets)
yo ladies if any dude ever tries 2 give u shit about anything just remember female tyrannosaurs were 10-30% bigger than males. if a male fucked up 65 million years ago he’d get his head bit off. 65 million years later u can still do the same fuckin thing. be a trex. eat any dude that ever gives u shit.
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
#YES YES YES YES THIS IS HOW GOOD BOOKS SHOULD LOOK #i understand it when people hate cracked spines #but anybody that says a battered and falling apart book is sad #and thinks that’s not how you love a book #is talking shit #i love books and they look good like this #they are meant to be read and passed around and get crushed in bags because you can’t leave the house without them #you’re meant to dog ear the pages you love and underline in pencil and stick in stickynotes #if you want pristine you should buy an e-reader #because this is how you experience a book
i applaud you, dear tagger of the tags
Every book is beautiful campaign.
(Source: incredibility, via beef-jerky-eh)
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
(Source: lahyes, via dirkception)